Latest quotes in the ArloriaNET database

Quote #324 (Rating: 99) [Up | Down]
[05:11:47] DudeBot is away: I'm busy
[05:12:28] <%Lulolwen> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:12:37] DudeBot is away: Party time.
[05:12:41] <%Lulolwen> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:13:29] Mikey is away: Sleeping
[05:13:30] <+Mikey> (Read: Jacking off)
[05:14:25] OniLink is away: Jacking off.
[05:14:34] <%Lulolwen> Finally, someone who's honest!
[05:14:43] <+OniLink> (Read: Watching pokemon)
[05:14:50] <%Lulolwen> ...Eww.
[05:15:07] <+Mikey> ohh fuck
[05:15:18] <+Mikey> not another one who fantasises about Misty.
[05:15:27] Mikey stares at Onilink
[05:15:34] <+OniLink> No
[05:15:41] <+Mikey> Good.
[05:15:53] <+Mikey> NOT PIKACHU
[05:15:58] <+Mikey> THINK OF THE CHILDREN
[05:16:36] OniLink looks at squirtle
[05:16:44] OniLink uses water gun
[05:17:27] Lulolwen [lulolwen@Ph34r.t3h.cut3.0n3s.org] has quit IRC: Quit: if there is a God, he's weeping


Quote #380 (Rating: 71) [Up | Down]
<Laura> i'm off to work soon
<reborn> Where?
<Laura> work.
<Laura> in Canada
<Sheep> I didn't know you were a lumberjack.


Quote #287 (Rating: 63) [Up | Down]
nil: dammit, I should have let beaz give me admin :/
nil: freakin TKers on GH :/
DudeBot: you should let him have GH on freakin TKers me admin
Thyth: DudeBot: I have an experiment for you.
Thyth: Inject yourself with 30 mL of Ricin. See how long it takes for you to die.


Quote #356 (Rating: 63) [Up | Down]
<+Didz> infobot, perl is the programming language I am written in
<~infobot> OK, Didz.
<+Didz> perl?
<~infobot> perl is the programming language Didz is written in


Quote #399 (Rating: 61) [Up | Down]
<Didz> have you checked those files with an anti-virus?
<+Crumbs> avast says theyre clean
<Didz> avast says drug-users are clean


Quote #84 (Rating: 60) [Up | Down]
<Dreamcast> good morning/night
<Dreamcast> I'm off to book
<Dreamcast> bed*
<book> I'm locking my door.


Quote #50 (Rating: 59) [Up | Down]
(+Sunray) We're no strangers to love
(+Sunray) You know the rules and so do I
(+Sunray) ... I'll stop now.
(+Flame) lol
(+Flame) never gonna give you up
(+Flame) never gonna let you down
(+Sunray) Never gonna run around and desert you?
(+Flame) never gonna make you cry
(+Sunray) Never gonna say goodbye
(+Flame) never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
* Disconnected
(+Flame) Anyways, where were we?
(+Sunray) I believe I had just stated that I was "Never gonna say goodbye"
(+Flame) never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(+Sunray) We've know each other for so long
(+Flame) Your hearts been aching
(+Sunray) But you're too shy to say it
(+Flame) Inside we both know whats going on
(+Sunray) We know the game and were gonna play it
(+Flame) and if you ask me how I'm feeling
(+Sunray) Dont tell me you're too blind to see
(+Flame) never gonna give you up
(+Sunray) Never gonna let you down


Quote #802 (Rating: 58) [Up | Down]
<Shizuka> Smek: why is KeyboardCat still here?
<Smek> Shizuka: Because [18:19:19] *** chanserv gives channel dick status to keyboardcat.


Quote #1 (Rating: 57) [Up | Down]
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<Sheepeep> Stopitstopitstopitstopit
<LullyBunny> Holy fucking shit.
<Cort> /topic ArloriaNET - now with 75% more netsplit!


Quote #311 (Rating: 54) [Up | Down]
[ teratos] Well, I must thank our powerful janitors' guild for their ability to procure and install outlets. I never realized they were such a rarity on campuses.
[~Thyth] The Mechanical Engineers actually provide copious outlets in their building.
[ Shizuka] janitors' guild?
[%nil] janitors guild?!
[~Thyth] The janitors have a guild?
[ keen] janitor's guild?
[ teratos] janitors' guild?
[ Shizuka] lol
[ keen] epic


Quote #844 (Rating: 50) [Up | Down]
[@Sheep] applet: Why doesn't Smek mince sentences anymore?
[ Smek] Sheep, Hmm.. Because i don't use winamp anymore.


Quote #45 (Rating: 47) [Up | Down]
<Shadow> wait was Jar Jar that thing in LOTR?


Quote #363 (Rating: 47) [Up | Down]
<Smek> Didz: I'm sad because i'm not a teletubby.


Quote #645 (Rating: 47) [Up | Down]
<book> any suggestions on an antivirus to use
<[Syrik]> Just email everything on your hard drive to your gmail account and let google scan it for free


Quote #270 (Rating: 46) [Up | Down]
<DudeBot> i have a bag of caffeine, therefore, im ready for college
<Shane> so naive
<Thyth> If you had said a 'bag of condoms', you might have been right.


Quote #121 (Rating: 46) [Up | Down]
<Rookie> Please to join #sheepeepsexchannel instead kthx
<Sheepeep> I joined but there's nobody there
<Rookie> Story of your life.


Quote #277 (Rating: 44) [Up | Down]
<@Sheepeep> But my ass is a virgin!
<@Cat> I can fix that for you


Quote #840 (Rating: 44) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> I have a profile comment from it, which is written in FileTrekker style
<reborn> Styletrekker file :/
* reborn has been kicked from #welcome by Sheep (I haven't yet worked out what this kick is for, but I'm pretty sure you earned it with that line)


Quote #351 (Rating: 44) [Up | Down]
<DouBted> computers double in power every 18 months?
<book> no
<book> you actually have to buy a new one


Quote #526 (Rating: 42) [Up | Down]
-!- k3v1n [k3v1n@ircuser-993347F2.dsl.sndg02.sbcglobal.net] has joined #welcome
< k3v1n> how do you buddy someone
< k3v1n> i cant remember how
<%book> k3v1n: select them and hit alt-f4 for user options
< k3v1n> thanks man
< k3v1n> its been a long ass time since i've played
< k3v1n> lol
<%book> np
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