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Quote #909 (Rating: -1) [Up | Down]
<applet> so i herd you wank to ponies, SpioR?
<SpioR> <_< no
<SpioR> Wait a sec where did you hear that :o?
Quote #908 (Rating: 10) [Up | Down]
<|_ocke> wtf i watched a 30 second commercial for a 39 second video/
Quote #905 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
[22:39:50] *** ge7243 (fekt@ircuser-3B897EF4.hsd1.va.comcast.net) has joined #welcome
[22:39:50] *** XCat gives voice to ge7243
[22:39:51] <Sheep> ge <3
[22:41:16] <unic0rn> ...
[22:41:27] <unic0rn> Sheep: since when you're a fuckin bot?
[22:41:37] <Sheep> Saw the identify command.
[22:41:48] <unic0rn> l33t h4x0r
Quote #904 (Rating: 25) [Up | Down]
<@Mikouen> I just got held to ransom at a wormhole entrance. Pay up or lose the cruiser. Dude showed he meant business. By blowing up a rookie ship.
<@Mikouen> There was a destroyer next to him.
<@Mikouen> I blew it up.
<@Mikouen> He gave me five mil to not destroy his Tech 2 frigate.
<@Mikouen> Minmatar are such pussies.
Quote #902 (Rating: 17) [Up | Down]
<@Sheep> What type is Mikachu?
<+Nittany_Tiger> Asshole Element.
Quote #901 (Rating: 14) [Up | Down]
<Didz> i'm never going into Cat's pictures again.
* Didz shivers
Quote #900 (Rating: 13) [Up | Down]
<Corrosion> 9nbot99 go99od9
<Corrosion> at all9
<Corrosion> too many 99s
<Corrosion> 9stu9ckj9y9
<Corrosion> FFFFFF
<Corrosion> my ykeyboardb smellsb l7ike juice... and7i letb myb brother type an ass7ignment on 7it
<Corrosion> thrash7ingb w7illb commence
Quote #899 (Rating: 4) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> Wish someone would peck my balls once in a while.
<ge7243> hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi
Quote #898 (Rating: 21) [Up | Down]
--> Aura33 has joined #welcome
<Aura33> how can i open new channel ?
<STALKER> ALT + F4 opens the channel menu
<Aura33> ;)
<Aura33> no its open your mom
<Lavern> har har STALKER
<Lavern> Aura33, ctrl-w
<-- Aura33 has quit (Client exited)
<Lavern> lololololo
Quote #897 (Rating: 8) [Up | Down]
<nrober> what can change the nature of a man
<+Nittany_Tiger> A few hours on an operating table.
<+STALKER> 5 minutes in an alley behind the 7-11
<+Corrosion> 2 minutes in a rest stop bathroom
<+Nittany_Tiger> A minute or so on Chatroulette.
Quote #896 (Rating: -6) [Up | Down]
<ge7243> Smek: be an ass
<Smek> ge7243: The power of my ass! You think you're better than me. You handle my ass pennies everyday. You pick up my ass for the whole sale, so.
Quote #894 (Rating: 15) [Up | Down]
<Venya> I just stick things in every slot I can see until it fits!
Quote #893 (Rating: 1) [Up | Down]
<Smek> Xycaleth: That's cool, but anywa- oh god a ta- oh hey, muffins...
Quote #892 (Rating: 3) [Up | Down]
<+STALKER> I think the Unreal Tournement Announce guy should voice over porno's.... "HEAD SHOT!", "DOUBLE PENETRATION", "M-M-M-M-MONTSER LOAD!!"
Quote #891 (Rating: 9) [Up | Down]
<reborn> They say Latin is a dead language
<reborn> but I am sure we all still know the Latin word for 'catapult'
<Crumbs> is it catapult?
<reborn> I think that's gaelic
Quote #890 (Rating: -7) [Up | Down]
<Sheep> If I went to New York, it'd be a lot cheaper than Lulolwen
<Sheep> *Los Angeles
<Sheep> Don't ask
Quote #879 (Rating: 12) [Up | Down]
<Xycaleth> Smek! ASSUME READY POSITION AND GET READY TO ENGAGE THE TANK
<Smek> Xycaleth: I herd you liek tanks and muffins, so i put muffins in yo tank so you can muffin while you tank.
<Xycaleth> ....o.o
<Lavern> !?
<eezstreet> I'm down with that.
<Xycaleth> Smek, I herd you liek tanks and muffins and trolls, so i trolled your muffins while you put muffins in yo tank so you could troll and muffin you tank
<Smek> Xycaleth: I rhymed dood, just liek a rapper yo.
<mrwonko> smek, you said muffins?
<Smek> mrwonko: I herd you liek tanks and muffins, so i put a breakpoint there and it still trips it.
<Xycaleth> o.o
<Xycaleth> Smek, you said trolls?
<Smek> Xycaleth: I herd you liek tanks and muffins and trolls, so i just take my own notes.
<Xycaleth> ?!
<mrwonko> :D
<Xycaleth> Smek, you said trolls?
<Smek> Xycaleth: , I herd you liek tanks and muffins and trolls, so i put a pic in my album.
Quote #877 (Rating: 19) [Up | Down]
<Smek> uni, Im sorry guys you need a boob massage?
Quote #876 (Rating: 20) [Up | Down]
<%darkclone> when i wetn to cornwall tere was a town called poulton
<%darkclone> which is myu owms name
<+STALKER> Smek, please translate what darkclone is saying.
<Smek> STALKER: Darkclone: i have a prescription its ok im an opiate addict.
Quote #875 (Rating: 7) [Up | Down]
<~uni> don't tell my PC it's 2010, it'll panic